DOMESDAY FOR FREMANTLE | Freo’s View

DOMESDAY FOR FREMANTLE | Freo’s View.

“I was leaked a draft of the City of Fremantle’s new masterplan for the Esplanade Reserve. Although the report says that it comes out of the Visioning 2029 community project and is part of the futuristic Transformational Movesplans, I believe it will leave a lot of Freo people very unhappy if implemented.

The stand out new idea is to make an “Arborium” out of the Esplanade by putting a large dome over the entire reserve. The dome will have climate control and a rain-like reticulation system to create an inner city ecosystem.

A large variety of native plant species will be introduced to the reserve and an attempt made to breed the endangered numbat under controlled conditions. The Arborium will also act as an aviary and many birds will find a new home there.

The Esplanade Youth Plaza skatepark will be incorporated to make it an all-weather youth destination, while coloured motion-triggered lights will allow for night enjoyment of the park. New paths, seating, shade structures and art and water features will be installed, as well as a big screen for music videos and live sport telecasts.

The City aims to make the Esplanade a new big tourist attraction that will link the CBD with the Fishing Boat Harbour. Latest technology will see driverless GPS-guided small vehicles taking visitors on tours of the Arborium

The down side of this green-ideology-inspired idea is that the Ferris Wheel and many of the, too tall for the dome, Norfolk pines will have to be removed, and so will the Carriage Café.

The officers recommend that the Carriage will be rebuilt and the Tourist Wheel relocated to the planned extension of the Esplanade once Norfolk Street has been extended through to Mews Road, and the Italian Club and parking lot have been made into a green open space that will create a larger Esplanade park.

Under the new masterplan the City wants festivals to be held at Fremantle Oval instead of the Esplanade, once the Dockers have moved on to Cockburn, and also more often utilise Fremantle Park for events and festivals.

I am all for new, big and creative ideas but I am not at all sure why we need a 20-metre-high dome structure over our major inner city park. It sounds a bit gimmicky to me and it would cost a lot of money to put up and maintain.

There are a few pie in the sky ideas on the City of Fremantle’s transformational moves wish list and this one can be added to it as a highly unrealistic one.

Roel Loopers”

It’s all chainsaws and chippers for the Esplanade Norfolk Pines, Stihl anMcCulloch chainsaw are the new sponsors for city councillors seeking re-election, I guess?

Fremantle’s April Fool’s day classic by Roels Freoview!

I wonder how many people across Freo this morning have just thrown the laptops, computers, tablets or smart phones across the room, cursing the name of Brad and his council?

Roel you should have done this one before the emergency room moved to Murdoch, we could see a spike in the use of heart medication, nitro-glycerine, stress meds, Valium etc? That or we need to call EPA for a Freo air/atmosphere sample to check for hallucinogenics?

The funny thing is with some of the clangers of ideas the council has put out lately, I think some people will swallow this one hook line and sinker. Then again the joke could be on me and it all could be true, it’s a thin green line for reality and fantasy of late in Fremantle?

I remember when I lived in Genève, the local radio station claimed The Jet d’Eau was being shutdown by local government to stop the hi humidity in the city area which was damaging the old buildings, it was close to a riot, the station had to go on air and tell listeners it was just a joke, the local government offices where slammed with calls of protest, classic!

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